Hello my dear friends from Kapur Universe. I have a problem with breathing. It feels like my airway swelled up, causing it tho shrink. this it what the humans call a cold. Its hard to breathe. Oh well. Thats what humans do best... get sick. Anyway, we are celebrating The Megpoid Vocaloid software's mascot, Gumi's 9th anniversary tomorrow! I am almost out of ideas of what do for her. i am going to draw something for her, but she's my all time favorite fictional character and i thought i should do something a little extra... oh, what could it be... i have no clue. Maybe i could draw two pictures? problem solved. Im ashamed to say thats all i have to announce today.
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Good morning my friends. Today is 06-24-2018. Recently, i've been to the grocery store and a few other fun places. At the Grocery store, humans buy their needs and desires. Yesterday i bought [Popsicles][pronounced:pop-SICK-el] [popsicles] are coldies on a stick. if you bite on one, it may freeze your teeth. thats why you have to lick it with the tip of your tounge. quite dangerous to eat, but if your careful enough, they can keep you occupied for approximately 7 minutes. i ate about ten. also at the grocery store, i bought taco shells. i bought the blue corn "stand and stuff". Grocering was fun. One last thing i did that day was go to a rural style "meat market". this area may be a potential hideout for those nasty chelpians! i'd stay away, but my family member requested me to go in. I walked up a small stair case and popped in the building. And old lady human greeted me as my family member requested "Ground Chuck". i'm not sure what a chuck is, but it has something to do with beef, which i like. i ended up getting SIX pounds of it! i ate one of the pounds last night. I put them int the taco shells and put some cheese on the top. I digested three tacos. Hello Kapurians!Welcome back to So Far Away!!! let me tell you about some things! Ive gotten used to consuming the Human salads. not as good as processed foods but they are cheesy! These last days i drew some picures for this website! today i decided to talk about the importance of safety, our rivals and what we must do to deal with them, cute earthling pets! First of all, staying safe is important if you want to stay alive on earth. Its so much easier to die here than Our universe. Beware of meanies. thats what i'm going to call earthlings i am not familiar with. expeciamlly on the internet, that can be dangerous. There is a lot of creepy people very much like Chelpians here.for those who dont know. the chelpians are Kapurs greatest enemy. gross being from the past. caked with mud and stupidity. let me explain... they were Kapur's enemies from the Dawn of time and we tried all we can to make peace with them, but we can't. so we must recycle them. if these early creations are found. please contact the Macro Call Center. ok time to change the subject. this week, i saw some cute animals. i saw a cute canine dog. im not a big fan of these creatures, but i liked this one. it was very soft. i also saw some hamsters. the dwarf hamsters are the cutest. the look like little "plops" with eyeballs. i saw some cute Bunnies. they look different than the bits in our realm. they are just as soft.okay. its time for the cutest pet. the GHOST SHRIMP!!! it was in a small tank with shiny fish, too small to eat. i saw the shrimps in the back of the tank, cleaning the algae from the walls. i pecked on the glass separating me from them. the shrimp turned around and came to where i pecked. the greeting me by waving their whiskers. They were adorable. i visted several different days and they did the same. One day a dead fish was in the tank. the other fish were stripping the skin off the fish to eat it. sad but interesting. i also got to see surgery on three cats and clean there ears afterward, but thats a long story... NNews: Gumi's birthday is in four days. be prepared!Good morning Kapurians! welcome to post #3! i apologize for the bad English last post... i was rushed. I am now on a diet. Unlike, the food at kapur, Earth's food can make you fat. being fat is hard because it can be hard to walk, sit, or lay down. To loose the extra weight, Humans must eat strange foods, and get exercise. I am used to eating processed foods, like crackers, breads, and cake. To loose weight you have to eat [salads]. a [salad] is a bowl of leaves(a earthly plant) and ranch(weird white sauce that is defiantly not as good as Alfredo.) The [salads] don't taste very good at all. Instead, i bought a BIG bag of carrots. carrot cake is really good, but the carrots themselves are not. expecially when they are cooked. (same with blueberry muffins\blue berry yogurt and blueberries themselves) I haven't ate a carrot yet, but i will. I also have to painfully move my human body in unnatural positions. it is not fun. this is called exercise. Other than that, I havent done very much. I went to Walmart yesterday. Walmart is a great place. It is Like a much smaller Ikea with more food. did you know they had an asile for Fishing rods??? those are big sticks use to capture aquatic animals. sometimes, you catch a dirty boot instead of a fish. I do not fish. I have fished before though. The fish i caught was big. it broke the rod. It was called a catfish even though it wasn't very cat like. Then i threw it back in the water. Fishing is pretty pointless, unless you are going to eat the fish. You have to cook the fish before you eat it. long ago, i believe humans caught fish, put the fish on a stick. and swirled it around a fire! can you believe that??? Now, we use ovens. There were also fish themselves in Walmart! There were now catfish, though. The fish they had were very minuscule, they were not for eating, but you could probably swallow one whole. I highly don't recommend that. These fish are to look at. They are called pets. I have two pet cats. I had a pet fish before. I named it Oslo. Sadly, poor little Oslo-chan died. it was a teal colored Beta fish. I will try to find a picture of it and post it here. If you have a desire to eat a fish, you can, but not pet fish. i must go now. Seeu. areetings kapur universe fans! i appologize for not reporting ever day this week but ill tell you what i did. I drove several hours to Columbus, Ohio, America. There, i went to Ikea. That is a big store with lots of strange things. they also had a restaurant, a "Bistro", And a small child play room. I was able to visit all....lets say twenty three stations and tho eateries. i was unable to advance to the small child room due to the set standards of either being a small child, or the guardian of a small child, which i qualified for neither. at the restaurant, i ate traditional Swedish "marzipan", some gross apple smoothie which i thought was regular apple juice, and pasta. at the store,i bought a wooden anatomy doll and a shoehorn. Next i went to a book store and got to manga/anime books. Then i went to the hotel. the hotel decent. It had a free breakfast. i got a variety of foods. then went to several other shops where i bought, lip care product, a shirt that ended up being too large, maniki neko salt and pepper shakes for my table, and shrimp flavored cheese puffs(that didnt contain any cheese) my cats enjoyed the small toy i brought home for them. I saw a machine that made keys. there are tons of machines like that around my home city, but i found this one much cooler because it made car keys too. there was also a traffic cone out side my hotel. when i got home, a bag of broccoli tumbled out of my refrigerator and onto my foot. also, another family member gave me a gas mask, which will help in hazardous times, and its just cool. keep away from dangerous situations and enjoy Easter Sunday. That is and Christian Earth holiday, which just so happens to be today. It also happens to be April Foolz day. I am unsure on how to explain that... have questions, comments, or sugestions please comment below! {follow the rules on the home page while commenting please!!!} Welcome to version three of Kapur Universe "So Far Away" here i will update the sight daily, if i can. first of all... a little about the site and myself. I am a human. I live in America(located in North America in the Northern Hemisphere, west to Europe). I have two cats(whom i really love). I also love Hatsune Miku and Vocaloid, so there will be lots of vocaloid related stuff on here. I also enjoy tracking the moon and celestial objects, so there may be space news on here too. :D I am also a digital and traditional style artist. I will include pictures of my original characters, and who knows... One of them may stop by to deliver a message! feel free to ask questions and comment, just please follow the rules located on the home page! |
Author: Kaleidoi am the creator of this site. BLOG Records
October 2020
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