Good morning Kapurians! welcome to post #3! i apologize for the bad English last post... i was rushed. I am now on a diet. Unlike, the food at kapur, Earth's food can make you fat. being fat is hard because it can be hard to walk, sit, or lay down. To loose the extra weight, Humans must eat strange foods, and get exercise. I am used to eating processed foods, like crackers, breads, and cake. To loose weight you have to eat [salads]. a [salad] is a bowl of leaves(a earthly plant) and ranch(weird white sauce that is defiantly not as good as Alfredo.) The [salads] don't taste very good at all. Instead, i bought a BIG bag of carrots. carrot cake is really good, but the carrots themselves are not. expecially when they are cooked. (same with blueberry muffins\blue berry yogurt and blueberries themselves) I haven't ate a carrot yet, but i will. I also have to painfully move my human body in unnatural positions. it is not fun. this is called exercise. Other than that, I havent done very much. I went to Walmart yesterday. Walmart is a great place. It is Like a much smaller Ikea with more food. did you know they had an asile for Fishing rods??? those are big sticks use to capture aquatic animals. sometimes, you catch a dirty boot instead of a fish. I do not fish. I have fished before though. The fish i caught was big. it broke the rod. It was called a catfish even though it wasn't very cat like. Then i threw it back in the water. Fishing is pretty pointless, unless you are going to eat the fish. You have to cook the fish before you eat it. long ago, i believe humans caught fish, put the fish on a stick. and swirled it around a fire! can you believe that??? Now, we use ovens. There were also fish themselves in Walmart! There were now catfish, though. The fish they had were very minuscule, they were not for eating, but you could probably swallow one whole. I highly don't recommend that. These fish are to look at. They are called pets. I have two pet cats. I had a pet fish before. I named it Oslo. Sadly, poor little Oslo-chan died. it was a teal colored Beta fish. I will try to find a picture of it and post it here. If you have a desire to eat a fish, you can, but not pet fish. i must go now. Seeu.
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areetings kapur universe fans! i appologize for not reporting ever day this week but ill tell you what i did. I drove several hours to Columbus, Ohio, America. There, i went to Ikea. That is a big store with lots of strange things. they also had a restaurant, a "Bistro", And a small child play room. I was able to visit all....lets say twenty three stations and tho eateries. i was unable to advance to the small child room due to the set standards of either being a small child, or the guardian of a small child, which i qualified for neither. at the restaurant, i ate traditional Swedish "marzipan", some gross apple smoothie which i thought was regular apple juice, and pasta. at the store,i bought a wooden anatomy doll and a shoehorn. Next i went to a book store and got to manga/anime books. Then i went to the hotel. the hotel decent. It had a free breakfast. i got a variety of foods. then went to several other shops where i bought, lip care product, a shirt that ended up being too large, maniki neko salt and pepper shakes for my table, and shrimp flavored cheese puffs(that didnt contain any cheese) my cats enjoyed the small toy i brought home for them. I saw a machine that made keys. there are tons of machines like that around my home city, but i found this one much cooler because it made car keys too. there was also a traffic cone out side my hotel. when i got home, a bag of broccoli tumbled out of my refrigerator and onto my foot. also, another family member gave me a gas mask, which will help in hazardous times, and its just cool. keep away from dangerous situations and enjoy Easter Sunday. That is and Christian Earth holiday, which just so happens to be today. It also happens to be April Foolz day. I am unsure on how to explain that... have questions, comments, or sugestions please comment below! {follow the rules on the home page while commenting please!!!} |
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October 2020
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